What movies have not aged well?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Why do wives cheat with black guys?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Why do our deceased do not protect us from other bad spirits?

You Only Live Twice

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

A View to a Kill

What are some things that normal people do that religious people call sins?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

How can you determine which type of underwear to wear with different styles of clothing, such as dresses?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

How do I get access to a dog for bestiality? I am currently unable to adopt a dog, but I want to know if there are still ways to have sex with one without getting caught.

Live and Let Die

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Why do some children hate their parents?

Octopussy

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Do you think Lady Gaga and Celine Dion have rehearsed separately for their performance at the Olympics opening ceremony?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-J W Pepper

Why do older siblings always hate younger siblings?

Goldfinger

Dr No

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Two of my family members have recently converted to Islam and have brought shame on my family. How do I get them back into the fold of Hinduism?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”Ah so!”

From Russia With Love

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The Man with the Golden Gun

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Moonraker

Have you ever heard of the god Priapus being the same as the god Phosphorus?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Why does my mother care about my sister more than me?